Public Speaking #1

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us." 

Response of South Carolinan Lauren Upton at the August 2007 Miss Teen America contest as to why one-fifth of Americans can't find the United States on a map

Public Speaking #2

"The idea that somehow this is a ‘go it alone’ policy is just simply ludicrous. And one would only have to be not observing the facts, let me say that, to say that this is not a ‘go it alone’ foreign policy."

Response of U. S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on 12/21/07 to Mike Huckabee’s criticism of the Bush administration foreign policy

Previews of Coming Attactions

Your a good friend, but where did you get your education at?

So, we were diving down the street, right?  It is your story.  You tell me if it is right or not.  Are you looking for my affirmation, or are you just checking to see if I was paying attention?

The rapper knew the difference between a "mogul" and a "Mongol".  Thre reporter interviewing him did not.

He don't know from...

I wasn't doing nothing, officer.

How about a pronunciation section?

Have we ever had a president who could pronounce the word "nuclear"?  Hint:  it is not "NOOK - yoo - ler".  Try "NOO - clee  - er", "NEW - clee - er" or "NOO - cleer".

How many Realtors pronounce their occupation correctly?  Hint: it is not "REEL - uh - ter".  It is just "REEL - ter": two syllables.  Period.   I hope you sell better than you speak.

The word is "ask", spelled A - S - K.  It is not "ax", "axe", or "aks".